Monday, May 14, 2007

80% retarded

lagi-lagi bulbo...



[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate
object for 'hurting' you.
[1] You have ran into a glass/screen
door.
[2] You have jumped out of a moving
vehicle.
[3] You have thought of something funny
and laughed, then people gave you weird
looks.
[ ]You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde

so far: 3

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[4] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[5] You just sang them to make sure.
[6] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[7] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[8] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 8

[9] You have fallen asleep in class
[10] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[11] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far: 11

[12] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[13]You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[14]you are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[15] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[16] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 16

[ ] You have reposted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[17]You break a lot of things.
[18]You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[19] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used
[ ] You dont know what "um" means.
[20] You say "what" and "huh" alot.
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

> total: 20

> NOW, take that number and multiply it by 4 ...

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